A gaming creepypasta where the character has common sense

WHAT?! T-that's impossible! You say as you read the title of this story. I know it's hard to believe considering that the protagonist MUST be as dumb as a potato in order for the creepypasta to "work" but just listen (or more like read) to my story alright?

TEH DAY WHERE I GOTZ THE SP00KY GAEME
Ok so it was maybe...about a month or two ago? I can't really remember but I was looking for a pokemon platinum game because I lost mine and it was my favorite pokemon game and I never finished it (Yeah I know it's really dumb how it's my favorite pokemans game but I didn't even finished it but whatever I'm just trying to cramp in as much cliches as possible because gaming creepypasta).

But anyways after a few weeks of looking, I finally found one in my local EB games (Because Gamestop is too mainstream) Unfortunately, it was used which I didn't really like because I'm a massive sissy and I've read too many pastas about spooky haunted games, but I bought it anyways because the chances of seeing a brand new pokemon platinum game in the year 2014 were slim, besides, the box looked fine, the game WASN'T in a blank box with the name crappily written on it with a permanent marker, it DID NOT have a slightly different cover (e.g it didn't say "Pokemon Bloody Platinum" nor did it have a slightly different colored Giratina) the box didn't even have scratches on it!

So you know after I bought the game and took it home I wanted to play it immediately so I opened the box and it turns out it didn't come with the manual, but other than that it was fine. It didn't even come with a spooky note saying "YOU'RE NEXT" or anything!

THE GAEME
When I got to the game, there was already a save file on it, I decided to select it because I wanted to see how far the previous owner got, what pokemon team he had, etc. He didn't get very far, he was still in Eterna city, I don't think he even got to challenge the gym leader.

When I checked his pokemon, they were normal pokemon, a little bit under leveled, but normal. They didn't have spooky names like "GET OUT NOW" or "YOU WILL DIE IF YOU PLAY THIS" So I just decided to play a new game since I wanted to start from the beginning.

I choose Waffles as my name CUZ IM SO RANDOM AND COOLZ LEL and I choose Chimchar as my starter and I'm not going to tell you about the whole frigging playthrough because this is getting too damn long already and I have to study for my maths test so let's get to the point already... IN TEH NEXT PARAGRAPHHH.

When I got to the part where you meet Looker for the first time (And he gives you the "Stealing is bad" speech) He said something different, he said "Stealing is fun, you should steal sometime lol" I immediately realized this was a hack because he obviously wouldn't say that in the actual game. I was a bit angry about this because I wanted to play THE REEL THANG but I have never played a hack before so I thought this could be interesting so I kept playing, but unfortunately my "fun" hacked game adventures were cut short because as soon as I entered Eterna forest (That foggy forest were you have to escort a green-haired chick) I found SPOOKY BLOOD STAINS on the floor (No, they weren't even hyper-realistic ones but I was pretty spooked regardless) and when I took a step deeper into the forest DARKRAI APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE (the edgiest of pokeymans) So I just turned off my 3DS (I didn't have any complications in doing so) and immediately took the game out. A couple of days later, I gave it to my edgy friend Kyle who likes spooky hacked games or whatever.

So that was it, I didn't get sucked into the game nor did a spooky ghost come out of it. I know this story is kind of boring BUT ITS TOTULY REEL GUISES (No it isn't I made this up on the spot and I'm in a bit of a hurry that's why it's bad).