FRED THEORY

Alright, so while I was in this amazing Google Hangout with Skepolo, Prince Creeper, Kerbin, Spoooky and some other guy I don't know, we came up with this amazing theory about the second Fred movie (Yes, they not only made a movie about him, or two, but they actually made 3) and about the Fred lore in general, we indeed did do lots of research and evaluation for this theory to come up among us so without further or do, lets get to the edge.

SO, you think Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred is just a stupid movie about this obnoxious kid and his annoying voice going around thinking his music teacher is a vampire? Well, guess wha- wait hold on, you actually saw the movie? What the frickity fricks is wrong with you? Did you actually pay money for that thing? You dumb retard! But anyways, back to the theory, WELL GUESS WHAT? You're wrong, very wrong, you see Fred's actually mentally ill (Orlly?), his mom was a prostitute and uhh what else? *Looks at list of theory cliches* Um, his dad abused him like all the time before he was even born, AND he drank alcohol lots. He used to punch his mother's stomach when she was pregnant and to relieve the pain the mother would snort like 3 cocaines and that's why Fred is like that.

BUT WAIT! There's more! Fred has been in an asylum throughout the whole movie! You think those "fantasies" of his are there to just slow the plot down in order make that two hour mark? Well...no i-it was actually his delusions! Yeah. You think I pulled that out of my arse? Well think again because...no, you can't prove anything, so HA! Where is this story going? Where was I? Oh right, the fanta- I mean delusions remember the one where he's at a theater or something and he's shooting his water gun or whatever (TBH I kinda dozed off at that point, I don't even know if it was a "delusion" or not :/) Well, that's the point where he got into the asylum, because shooting people with water guns in Fred's wacky world is a serious criminal offence, instead of going to jail however, he was deemed too incompetent to stand trial, so he was sent to the asylum. The reason we see John Cena in the movie so much is because that was Fred's favorite MMA wrestler before he went to the asylum and all.

Blah blah blah he did drugs blah blah blah he killed himself and is all in a spooky VHS tape.

P.S. ONCE AGAIN PRINCE CREEPER KINDA CAME UP WITH THIS WHOLE THEORY THING I JUST ADDED A BIT TO IT PLS DON'T SUE VIACOM.

Love,

FriedTunaWaffles