Life of Sard/Issue 1

Story
It was a nice day in the chat as Sard investigated the deep web!!one!!

she entered chat when she finished, only Tuna was on.

"Hey Sard" Tuna said

"Hey Fried" Sard said "what is your job?" Tuna asks

"being god" Sard said in a very edgy way

for a few minutes they talked untill DankMaster came on and bashed Sard like a bully and also turned Jews into the camps and said some stuff and all

Sard, now having the powers a wikia staff memeber has golobally band hem :'(

and banned Tuna from chat

and escaped as her superpowers stopped.

Sometime later
SG, Skeplo, Soveit and Bonsey were on.

Pasta joined chat and said "have you heard the news?"

"What news?" Bonsey asked "DankMaster was blocked from all wikia!"

"oh and Tuna got banned from chat" Soviet said

"Shouldn't we unban her?" Soviet asked being the nicest guy around (almost as nice as Sard)

"she's 12 anyways" Skep said as they did all the meme things they do and such and SG came back from the dead and said "Guys let's bash Sard because we are very mean"

"But Sard left" Pasta said like a bully

"lets find her!" Skepolo said like a mean son of a bean

Bonsey and Soviet came to other wikis that Sard was always on as they astarted to argue

"My Bone structure is very funny" Bone said

"no it sucks and you're not funny and you look like an edgy 10 yer eld k?" Soviet mistiept again

this reality check made Bonsy mad but he kept his cool

as they came to the wiki of gods they found Sard, now with wikia staff powers

"but how can it be" Soviet asked confused, he was always using logic to be edgy, but how did she become a staff member?

"I'll kill one of you as I have those powers only on THIS wiki"

"you're still an edgelord" Soviet said getting Sard rekt and she killed him

"now YOU might be next if you won't do what I said"

"suck my bones" Bonsey said

"now remember guys, now that SG got wikia staff powers we need to bash Sard like mean people okay?"

"kkk"

End
what will happen to Bonsey?

Will SG make Sard kick the admin bucket?

will this story be good?

TUNE IN NEXT SECOND, SAME BAT DAY, SAME BAT CHANNEL!

Deaths

 * DankMaster99
 * Killed by Sard for spamming
 * Soviet Comrade
 * Killed for being such a mean bully

Presumed to be dead

 * FriedTunaWaffles
 * after being banned it's unknown if SG knew and unbanned her, or if Skepolo and the rest kept it a secret and left her banned from TPW


 * Bonsey
 * It's unknown if Sard killed him