GTA: Wikiverse, No. 5 - Craft Media Cast International

(Notes: Visitors from CMCI beware, lots of swearing and violence and all that stuff splattered everywhere in this series, mostly due to the fact that this series was made just for the pure and sole purpose of satirizing and by extension taunting The Corruption in the first place.)

MEANWHILE, ON THAT FUCKING SIDE YOU KNOW WHICH SIDE...

Unknown #1: Wait, what the fucking fuck, they managed to storm the McLaughlin Airship and took our fuckers down? How the fuck they managed to do that?

Unknown #2: I don't know my master, but they seem to have some strong paranormal entity in their poss-

Unknown #1: I TOLD YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! I TOLD YOU TO NOT TELL THE GODDAMN GPE TO COME TOO! NOW OUR FUCKING AIRSTRIP HAS BEEN BOUGHT BY THE MAINLAND YAKUZA!

Unknown #2: Jesus fuck, whatever, at least our depot in SE is brutally guarded.

Unknown #1: I've heard that the Yakuza got a lot of freaking weapons! All of those are our fucking stolen weapons! Those worth about fucking 400k! andmykushtoo;_;

Unknown #2: Really? Fuck it then.

Unknown #1: Whatever, since they couldn't get any shit moving anyway, we'll just do something about this.

Unknown #2: And that is?

Unknown #1: Shut the fuck up. Get rid of those Yakuza nips, we're going to send some of our cisphobic asscoiates to say a little message for them. "hello, shitlords!" then they will promptly attack.

Unknown #2: Fucking great, what no-

Arkaine: MASTERS! WE GOT A FUCKING PROBLEM OVER HERE!

Unknown #1: Arkaine, what's fucking going on?

Arkaine: We got real trouble over our base! Last time those retards from the GPE came in and attacked us like this county belongs to them! (wtf?) I demand you to do something about this for no apparent reason whatsoever!

Unknown #1: Shit. Why today of all days?

Arkaine: I have no goddamn idea. Take me off this ride before shit gets worse.

Unknown #1: OK shit. Take your guys and go check it out.

Unknown #2: WTF is happening?

Unknown #1: Giving our enemies a little surprise.

Unknown #2: Well, that was expected.

Unknown #1: Just shut the fuck up, you know what those guys did to serve us? AFTER monthes of bullying people for no logical reason whatsoever and taking their resources, so we can be the king of San Wikiversas!

Unknown #2: But I thought you were taking over only Los Trollpastos, you fucking asshole.

Unknown #1: Fuck that, I'm a fucking devious asshole, I can do anything within my power.

Unknown #2: As in paranormal?

Unknown #1: Right, right, fuck it.

BACK TO OUR FUCKING SIDE...

Memez looked at the message. He had really no idea who Angrydroideka is, except for the fact that Jack mentioned him that he was some kind of exile from Los Trollpastos who wanted to join in the uprising. He decided to check the message out.

"THE REBELLION ON THE CORRUPT WILL BEGIN"

Memez: No shit.

Yep, he said it on front of his phone. Mostly because he didn't said that the name was "The Corruption" but instead "The Corrupt." God fucking damn it. Aside, he don't really know if he'll need more business partners or not. So, he decided to respond.

Memez: "Did Jack told you about this?"

Shortly after, he responded just in time. It said:

"Exactly. I would like coming to your business place with my friends to make a deal."

Memez: Oh great, another business partner.

Bonesy: What is it?

Memez: Goddammit, even through this isn't a fucking private organization, respect some privacy. I'm going to tell you about this when I'm done.

Bonesy: But don't we know most secrets? I mean the paranormal is pretty obscure.

Patrix90: I thought you always know we dig dodgy shit, mate.

Memez: Maaaaaaaan, I'm just gonna dig this about organized motherfucking crime first, okay?

Memez proceed to respond to Droideka:

Memez: "Right, on El Conocimiento. You'll find a tower with eyes all over it and stuff. Drive to it and knock on the door exactly three times, you should find me. Otherwise a demon girl will come to get your ass."

No shit.

Memez: So that's it. We got yet another business partner. I have no idea what's going on but Jack told them about us.

Bonesy: Nice, I'm pretty sure they got our goddamn message after we raided a compound on a heavily-guarded airstrip.

Nue: But they aren't even enemies in the first place, this isn't working out.

Memez: Yeah, makes sense. How did my quarters go?

Bonesy: BRB, checking Midna.

LATER...

Bonesy: Dude, she said that the bust of Helios is fucked up beyond belief and she couldn't repair it, therefore we might have to throw it to the dump.

Memez: ...God fucking dammit.

Patrix90: Fuckin' prats man, that shit was precious mate.

Later, there was a car parking noise outside the tower. Then, after a few seconds, there are knocks on the door exactly FOUR FUCKING TIMES. Memez knew exactly what to do, as did Nue.

Memez: Heh, motherfuckers respecting the cursed-ass number, don't they? I'm going to give our visitors a little surprise. *winks*

Nue: *winks*

Memez: Hey, buddy, come in here!

The door opened and in an instant Angrydroideka, who was on front of the door, got shocked by Nue who launched herself at him. However, his two other company Withersoul, Ninja and Redwars just stared at this in disbelief.

Angry: Memez, I thought your organization don't deal with the psionic!

Memez: Jeez, people don't even know that the paranormal and magic is similar? Fucking idi-

Angry: Sorry, we don't use that kind of language here.

Patrix90: Goddammit soccer moms.

Memez: Well, that's some kind of it. After all, do you want to let me show you the operation?

Angry: Oh, I see why not.

Bonesy: Right, we got pacifists instead of gunnuts?

Memez: Yeah, gonna have to stick on with this honestly.

Nue: Memez, I need to go meet with a friend up over there in a Cluckin' Bell, can you wait for me here?

Memez: Yes, but... well, take your time there as much as you like, I'm going to introduce to this dude for a minute.

Nue: All right.

Angry: Actually, I'll admit that your girl looks pretty cute, that's why I knocked four times-

Memez: Jesus, I've got a lot of people saying that. Please kindly stop that.

Angry: OK. Can you show something out?

Memez: So well, we got this...

MEANWHILE, ON THE OTHER SIDE...

Daiki: Guys, I'm really fucking bored, do we really even have anything to do?

Katsu: I have no idea, playing with those weapons will just probably end up, like, blowing our heads up.

Kogasa: It would just end up severely hurting me. There's aren't even any sake stores in Purple County.

Asuka: But we got those Corruption idiots already, why would we care about doing that?

Daiki: How about we blow the moon up for no apparent reason whatsoever?

Katsu: Hey, isn't your full name Tsuki no Daiki?

Daiki: No, fuck that, Katsu Koyama. That isn't even my name anymore becauseoffuckingcorusetsukimeansmoon. With the power of plot de- I MEAN time travel, I have come forth into this totally new-as-fuck era and I can opt to change my freaking identity!

Kogasa: Then what will your new name be?

Daiki: Um, Daikatana? That name sounds cool, even through it sounded cliche as fuck for Americans.

Asuka: Cliche? I thought that was bad, but whatever, stick with it if you want, you're the leader.

Daiki: Ha-ha-ha! I'm about to make everyone my bitch!

Katsu: Sounds interesting. Why don't we have a little sekkusu~?

Daiki: Wait, WTF did you just said?

Katsu: I mean I can't stopping looking at this shit at the deep web.

Kogasa: Dammit, I told you to not "look at this dirty stuff! it's hilarious!" over the trailer.

Daiki: Actually, a pretty good idea, we should do it.

Katsu: I don't see why the fuck not anyways.

Asuka: ...I have no idea why but I'll get involved in this stuff.

Kogasa: Right, right.

And so, they did the most shitty things your mind can ever fucking imagine. I'll leave the next segment to your imagination so let's go to the other other side.

MEANWHILE, ON THE OTHER OTHER SIDE... (as said earlier)

Two people walked into the interior of Cluckin' Bell. Well, "people" is a bit of an understatement. Yeah.

Nue: So what are you bringing me here for?

Mamizou: Mah friend you need to see this, it's pretty awesome girl.

Nue: Are you being high again? They don't even sell sake here.

Mamizou: As is the obvious.

Nue: For Izanagi's sake when will you stop getting drunk in meetings pls.

Mamizou: Don't you want to meet me to discuss about the usual situation?

Nue: Yeah.

Mamizou: I told you, Los Trollpastos is a bad place.

Nue: But Memez told me to come there to scope some stuff out.

Mamizou: That's why you're now friendly to humans. You helped him scoping out "anomalies"?

Nue: Exactly. Oh, boi! I'll have two number sixs and a number nine large!

Mamizou: *sigh* I'll have small a number four.

Nue: You shittin' me? I don't even know that much about American culture.

Mamizou: Whatever, since when you're able to speak in Latin?

Nue: Easy, potentia psychicorum adegit.

Mamizou: What are you saying?

Nue: Mens est invenire magnalia dei.

Mamizou: Right, stop it, we're going to discuss about some business, right?

Nue: Yeah, so where do we be- wait, what's the fuss about those cars outside the restaurant? Lemme go check.

Mamizou: Part of normal everyday life in SW I assume?

Nue: Yeah- Hey, what is this? A lot of red cars with white stripes with strange symbols on them are heading to the south?

Mamizou: Aren't those guys The Fascists you're talking about?

Nue: Wait, they're heading to the Enterprises! I'm gonna do something about this.

BACK ON THIS FUCKING SIDE...

Memez: And this is a vial of... some kind of strange ichor substance. I have no idea where I got it, really. Best to keep away from drinking it. Oh, and it shines too.

Angry: Nice paranormal collection you got there.

Memez: Yeah, that's actually pretty small.

Patrix90: Mate, he knows 'bout paranormal man, even though we did absolutely nothing in the Super Family incident whatso-

Memez: Oh, shut up. At least we found their abandoned studio, and there's two episode scripts. Pretty hilarious to say.

Angry: Well, guess what? At my company I've got two freaks, they said they're attempting to promote their fake seal selling company. We just kicked them out.

Memez: Hmm, interesting.

Bonesy: So when will we deal to partner each other?

Memez: We- *phone rings* Oh, a phone call. Lemme answer. *answers phone* Hey, Nue, we're just about to sign up the business.

Nue: Fuck, dude. Those nazis are coming to your place to take you out of business, I believe Arkaine was in the crew too.

Memez: Well shit. I'm gonna settle what our business is with those idiots, they aren't getting us.

Nue: Right, you know what I'm doing.

Memez: OK, I'm going to see you later on the set. *hangs up* Well, we got a problem.

Patrix90: What is it?

Memez: Those neo-nazi jagoffs are coming back to get revenge for raiding Arkaine's trailer.

Angry: Wait, you also deal with infiltration?

Memez: Nope, just some little business. Time to take action, guys.

Patrix90: Yeah, time to show these prats they're dropping a clanger on us. The GPE rules on mindy games.

Memez: Welp, for the other dudes, time to go hide, go in that storage room or something.

Angry: Right, right, itsprettythickthereman.

Bonesy: OK, am I REALLY going to fight neo-nazis?

Memez: Yep. If you're not going to, hide on crates or something. We're getting tough motherfuckers over there.

Patrix90: Wait, where's our battle song?

Quite frankly enough, there's really no battle song to this shit. So, Patrix90 decied to (somehow) tune the music to "LORD OF 420 DEATH GRIPS/MACINTOSH PLUS" that he found in the bedroom he was trapped in. No shit. Mostly because the mashup is just as epic as the GTA series and the comments section is just as shitty as The Corruption is, but since I'm getting too meta here I think I should move on.

Patrix90: Mates, this song is epic. We're lords of this game, right?

Memez: Dude, please kindly tune it down alright?

Patrix90: You should try to listen to Death Grips, dude. They're awesome, I've even got their autograph on my peni-

Memez: OK, enough. I think they're starting to approach...

Later, some Der Faschisten cars started to arrive on the GPE tower. The crew get prepared for the assault as the neo-nazis started to get out of their cars, holding their guns.

Memez: Playtime, motherfucke-

Squigly: GUYS, FORGOT ABOUT ME?

Memez: Right, I want you to be mysterious as fuck. Okay, let's fucking fight!

MEANWHILE, ON THE OTHER SIDE...

Mamizou: So all you did was calling them to defend themselves while you leave yourself here to eat and eat?

Nue: Yeah, Memez said that I can go a little overboard. After all, shit's traumatized him.

Mamizou: Why do you use swear words now and then?

Nue: Oh, come on, it's America.

Mamizou: Right, so how do you know about him?

Nue: He really wanted me to be his girl, for a reason.

Mamizou: And why exactly?

Nue: Well, after his time with the "Ten Men Squad," he felt like he needed a breather for his life until now, so he came to 'Sokyo. And when he met me at the outskirts of Myouren Temple he somehow knew my name, and then he offered me to be his girl mostly because I did a decent first impression ifyouknowwhatimean and by extension because the squad he's in is like, full of guys with bitches. You know, he likes paranormal stuff so I don't see why not.

Mamizou: Sounds pretty interesting, what's about that squad?

Nue: Well, he mentioned that they had preeeeeeeetty weird humans in them. Aside from their leader, who was a skeleton and also involved in his paranormal researching organization. They had a furry with an edgy magical bitch, and there was a kangaroo dude, along with a dude who thinks he's cool as fuck, an ex-military bitch who's probably now dead, and some kind of delusional alien-demon-human bitch who almost cutted him on the couch when he attempted to hug her on Chirstmas. Kinda explains why he came to 'Sokyo on the new year, only because he thought it was a perfect place to meet "paranormal bitches," whatever he knows about us.

Mamizou: *hahaha* Yeah, right. Tell me about their experiences.

Nue: Yeah, so there was one time he was resting, then some stupid humans drugged him while he's researching one of the "incidents," kinda like the bullshit that the shrine maiden usually do. He woke up trapped in a vault with this cool dude, they fucked about each other until the squad rescued them and shit. And *cough* *cough* hey give me the soda.

Mamizou: Um, here.

Nue: Wow, much better. I don't remember the rest through, it gets pretty complicated quickly.

Mamizou: Dammit.

Nue: Aside, in the organization I kinda "work" in, there was one mysterious dude who always give me the goosebumps. But he's possibly the most cool dude aside from Memez I've ever seen.

BACK ON THIS FUCKING SIDE...

Memez, Squigly and Patrix90 are shooting on the cars of some Der Faschisten idiots outside of the buliding. And also, somehow, talking with each other at the same time.

Patrix90: GET STUFFED, YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLES!

Memez: Wow, dude, they really wanted us dead doesn't they?

Patrix90: Yeah, Corruption prats aside. They can rival them.

Memez: Trust me, dude, The Corruption mind fuckers had the worst mouth.

Patrix90: Aren't we a little bit creative more than those fuckers through?

Memez: A little bit, man.

Faschisten gangster: YOU GODDAMN UNTERMENSCHEN! STOP YOUR GODDAMN SPERGING AND TASTE THIS!

Memez: HOLY FUCK ITS A GRENADE SOMEONE GET IT OFF!!!!

Patrix90: I DON'T HAVE A CHILD, YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLE!!!! *manages to barely kick the grenade back in time*

Faschisten gangster: Oh fu- *blows up*

Memez: What's that?

Patrix90: Man, I thought he was referring to a sprog.

Memez: Nice British pun you got there. You know, the strange thing is that when I fucking asked anyone in the squad about, like, "what's fucking going on?" They just don't answer or passed it off as some stupid coincidence metashitprehaps?. Working here is much better.

Patrix90: Heh, if you get those kind of responses, watch yourself out there mate. It might be... fucking conspiracies.

Memez: You're a fucking cool dude.

Patrix90: Likewise. Now let's continue shooting on these prats.

MEANWHILE, ON THE OTHER SIDE...

Nue: ...And he told me about the working classes of England, how shit turned bad when it was still put into effect to this day. To say, in the old country in the 10th century, they used to have working classes there. That's considering someone hunted my ass down in the 12th century only because I harassed the Emperor for slacking off every day and not helping poor people, all that stuff.

Mamizou: Really? I don't know about that tho.

Nue: Working classes are dumb, you know.

Mamizou: What about Memez? How was he traumatized?

Nue: Said that he got fucked repeatedly by his school, and also experienced a paranormal incident he called "the Ponies Incident." People barely believed it, through I believe that he killed the perpetrators involved in the incident during his time in the Squad.

Mamizou: Sounds cool. I might be able to meet him for some stuff. How did he knew about the entrance through?

Nue: Easy, he's master of paranormal shit cleaning, all that. That's since he parted in a show hosted by a critic taking place in the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Maaaaaaaan, he said it's good times before The Corruption came in and attacked.

Mamizou: Wow, you know LT is a bad place.

Nue: That's organized crime shit, you know. They like to burn down shit and harrass people for no real reason whatsoever. Speaking of organized crime, do you know the Gensokyan Yakuza around there?

Mamizou: Oh, nope.

Nue: They're actually nice guys, you should go consult them sometimes. Even through Memez did most of the job of teaching me on using outside world stuff thatswhypeoplesoldallofthoseshittothegpe.

Mamizou: Right, I could just go with the GPE through. I don't even know how stuff in this place works.

Nue: Hey, wait, what's up with those cloaked people on that pickup truck or something?

Mamizou: Humans in SW are sure unusual, I see.

MEANWHILE, ON THE OTHER OTHER SIDE...

There are four SJGs on the back of a pickup truck, cloaked to prevent any attention, while a SJG accompanied Anita who was driving the truck.

SJG #2: This truck is very cramp, move off or something you scums.

SJG #4: When will you stop using offensive words?

SJG #5: Shut up, you two are being all offensive. This is a sneak mission, we must get the mission done.

SJG #2: Alright.

SJG #3: But isn't "Alright" offensive to formal people?

SJG #4: Yes, ethics are important in our part.

SJG #5: Why don't we all just be quiet?

Some time later, they arrived at a trailer park in Butterlyn. They proceed to a trailer which had a lot of derogatory Japanese kanji and katakana spraypainted on it, along with a big visually corrupted Yin-Yang symbol on the middle colored with grey and light red.

SJG #2: These guys have to learn how to be unoffensive, right?

SJG #3: But aren't "guys" offensive to support ropes?

SJG #1: Will all of you shut up? We have to sneak to their trailer.

Anita: Remember, we're doing a sneak mission, so no chit-chat.

They decided to inspect the trailer, however it's been minutes and they couldn't find any shit of importance, as obviously the Yakuza must have already stacked the weapons inside the trailer. So, the SJGs decided to sneak inside.

SJG #4: But how exactly we can open this door sneakily?

SJG #2: Jesus I've heard the word "sneak" so many times it's becoming offensive, stop.

SJG #3: What about people of other religion?

SJG #5: ...I think we're all being too serious.

Anita: If they notice we'll just surprise attack them, fools.

They proceed to approach the door of the trailer. Then, Anita slowly reached her hand onto the doorknob of the trailer, in which it for some reason wasn't locked. She then later opened the door quietly, and peeked inside to reveal...

SJG #1: *whispering* What even is this?

SJG #4: *whispering* Seriously? Foreplay in the Yakuza? andumbrellaasasexualobject? Unacceptable. Anita, do something or something.

SJG #2: *whispering* But saying something twice is offensive to tautologic peo-

SJG #5: *whispering* Curse you.

Anita: *whispering* Change of plan, we're charging on them instead. They're shirtless.

SJG #3: *whispering* I roger. OK, guys, don't get too cocky here.

SJG #2: *whispering* I'm sorry but are you referring to penises-

Anita: *whispering* You idiots are interrupting my work. OK, one, two... *shouting* TIME'S UP, YOU SCUMS!

Daiki: YOU SOCIAL JUSTICE GANGSTERS ARE ON YOUR WAY BACK HERE AGAIN?!?! GET THE FUCK OUT, IT'S EXTREMELY RUDE TO INTERRUPT BUSINESS.

Anita: BUT IN ETHICAL REASONS OF OUR CULTURE SEXUAL OBJECTIFICATION AND EXPLOITATION IS ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE AND THEREFORE YOUR DEMISE IS ABOUT TO BE BROUGHT IN WHICH WE ARE GOING TO DO RIGHT NOW.

SJG #2: *whispering* Man that's offensive to people who talks simple right?

SJG #1: *whispering* Oh shut up.

Daiki: THIS SHIT IS PRIVATE, DUMBASSES! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT STEALING OUR PIECES HERE GODDAMMIT.

Anita: I'M GOING TO DO ANYWAY BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE MUST DO IN OUR IMPORTANT MISSION. CHOKE ON YOUR EDO PERIOD, DUAL-NATIONAL, SHINOBI AND KARAKASA OBAKE PRIVILEGES.

SJG #3: *whispering* It must be really hard for her saying those words.

Daiki: OKAY, ALRIGHT, FUCK IT. GUYS, WE HAVE TO FIGHT THOSE IDIOTS BEFORE THEY FUCK UP OUR TRAILER YET AGAIN.

Katsu: We're up to this again?

Asuka: But you said we were moving after this, dude.

Kogasa: Damn that was fun.

Anita: PREPARE FOR IMPACT, YOU INTOLERANT SEXIST CISLORDS!

SJG #1: *whispering* ...Is that a sexual innuendo?

SJG #2: *whispering* Stop thinking too much, we're going to fight.

Daiki: Well shit, guys, we're gonna try to hold off these fuckers, quickly!

Then, the motherfuckers proceed to engage in a shitty karate fistfight with each other in the middle of the trailer, the Yakuza being half-naked in the progress. However, there was no point to detail the fight so let's go back to the original side instead.

BACK TO THIS FUCKING SIDE...

Memez: OK, that's the last of 'em alright?

Patrix90: Shit, mate, they have backup!

Memez: Well shit. Keep these motherfuckers on hold.

Patrix90: Hey, wait, there's a red Merit with their symbol painted on the top. Seems suspicious, most of them uses Intruders.

Memez: Well we can fucking wonder who's inside.

Patrix90: Fuck. That twit Arkaine is coming out of the car with a tommy gun with two bodyguards.

Memez: Shit, man, we gotta smoke those guys.

Arkaine: Memez! I'm here! You alive you punk?!

Patrix90: Someone shoot that mingebag quickly before he burns shit down!

Arkaine later attempted to run up to Memez, however he stepped on a rock and tripped on it. Squigly then repeatedly shot him on the back until he was dead.

Patrix90: Nice, we got him dead, dude!

Memez: That's my cold girl you're talking about.

Patrix90: Whatever, there's still fuckers over there, shoot all of them!

Memez: Well, those little mind fuckers are as bad as The Corruption!

Patrix90: OK, I think all of those prats are dead.

Memez: Good. I think we're safe now. Time for the dudes to come out.

As everyone made sure that all of the gangsters in the scene are dead, they proceed to let Angry and his friends out of the storage room, while Patrix90 turned off the goddamn music.

Angry: You sure it's safe to come out already?

Memez: Yep, just ignore the bodies and you'll be fine.

Angry: Plus, that other girl looks creepy.

Memez: She'll not hurt you as long as you don't engage in any Corruption stimuli.

Angry: You mean The Corrupt? Those nebulous fools?

Memez: Yeah, kinda I guess.

Patrix90: *to himself* Jesus, those tossers doesn't know the name was The Corruption. Fucking damn it.

Angry: Wait, what were you saying?

Patrix90: Bugger all, mate.

Angry: I know about a lot of military stuff, dude. You can ask me anything about that.

Memez: Nope, thanks, we got pieces already.

Bonesy: Guys, finished the fuss with those neo-nazis yet? Time to get to the deal.

Memez: Yeah. Actually, we should set up a new business place elsewhere, Purple County is pretty much tight guys.

Bonesy: Where else through? The problem is that we're exiled from LT.

MEANWHILE, ON THE OTHER SIDE...

STILL FIGHTING...

Daiki: Get the fuck out, you dirty loyer bitches. isthatthewordforit?

Katsu: No, it's "voyeur"

Daiki: Oh OK. Get the fuck out of here, you dirty voyeur bitches.

Anita: NOT UNTIL YOU IDENTIFY YOUR OWN BATTLE STATUS AS BEING SURRENDERED YOU CISGENDER AUTISTIC SCUMBAGS.

SJG #4: *whispering* I wished I can sit on the place all day playing RPG, what she said is pretty offensive.

Kogasa: We haven't got much time, guys, what can we use to fend off these bitches?

Asuka: OK, I've got this. Not much power but that should fend those fools off.

ASUKA EXECUTES "HANZŌ-STYLE STORM KICK." Ends up on Anita's flytrap.

Daiki: No shit.

Asuka: Because my secret ninja skills are over the top, bro.

Anita: OUCH! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HAPPY VALLEY?

SJG #2: *whispering* wtf is happy valley?

Daiki: It's anything but that. Now will you please kindly fuck off?

Anita: Alright, but I'm calling in backup.

Katsu: Shit, man, what do we do?

Then, for no particular fucking well explained reason, Nue broke through the door of the trailer and then kicked all of the SJG's asses, causing them to fucking retreat to their car and sped off.

Daiki: How did you came here?

Nue: Saw those fuckers coming by, thought it was a good idea to make them pay the price.

Katsu: Excellent, just the girl we need...

Nue: Not much time guys, those Corruption fuckwads are also coming by, so we better go or-

Kogasa: When did since I go alone without those guys again?

Nue: No, shut up, we're going in groups.

Daiki: Then, I'm gonna catch a car and we'll meet up at the intersection.

MEANWHILE, ON THE OTHER OTHER SIDE...

Mamizou: Well, I hate to say this, but well shit.

BACK ON THIS FUCKING SIDE...

Memez: So, how it's going over there?

Nue: Well, we got more problems. So, the Yakuza got attacked by some overly ethical gang known as the Social Justice Gangsters, and those Corruption fuckwits are starting to clear Purple County again just to take more area. No shit, guys.

Memez: Wait, ain't those Social Justice Gangsters the fuckheads who ruined our Christmas?

Bonesy: Oh yeah, them. Now we're going to meet with them again?

Patrix90: Well, those biscuit arsed fuckheads attempted to go undercover on this place once while I was hangin' out with, you know, the twee birds while we were in a liquid lunch, and we were knackered as fuck.

Angry: I have no idea what you just said.

Memez: It's time to employ some ag-gag on those idiots. I'm going to enable the barrier when we leave this place.

Nue: Right, but we gotta meet with the other gangsters.

Angry: The other gangsters?

Memez: Yep. Any other questions?

Angry: Uh, absolutely none whatsoever.

Patrix90: Excellent, with this we might form a goddamn collective.

Bonesy: Might be just a ruse, we'll have to try through, but with those guys.

Memez: Don't worry, it ain't gonna lead us to shit.

Midna walked down the stairs to join the rest of the group.

Midna: I'm assuming that we'll complete in this rebellion.

Bonesy: By some chance, we have to just make sure...

Memez: Actually, it sounds kinda hard to take down the army consisting of those mind fuckers, again and again.

Angry: Woah, you guys are being too cryptic.

Ninja: I believe that they're some kind of paranormal researching organization. That's why they talk like that and keeps a demon girl within their possession. You better watch yourself out there when getting involved with organized crime stuff like this, it's your choice.

Angry: Oh come on, I'm going to use them for protection. We already had enough of those pests.

Withersoul: Not one, man, about freaking three!

Angry: Speaking about girls, I've asked this one weird girl with, like, lots of sticker notes (wtf?) on her pants. I've asked her to help me in this rebellion. Guess what? Nope. She doesn't.

Memez: Girl with lots of sticker notes on her pants? Sounds familiar...

Nue: *shrugs*

Bonesy: So when we will stop the chit-chat about bitches? We're gonna meet up with some guys.

Patrix90: *whispering to Memez* You're right about the squad being some dumb commitee.

Memez: Yeah, right. Where they going to?

Nue: Well, they're going to the Merrimore Intersection.

Memez: OK, we're going there. I'm going to make sure I activated the acoustic barrier first...

LATER...

The gangsters and the guys got set up, as the GPE gangsters are all in their Rancher, in which Memez and Nue were on the front, again, while Bonesy and Patrix90 were situated at the back seats, with Midna on the middle, and Squigly on the cargo seat because she's badass as fuck, while the CMCI guys are driving in their Perennial. They talked like their usual "gangster" convos.

Memez: OK, we're gonna drive to the intersection, these Yakuza guys are probably waiting. Now let's fuck about.

Bonesy: I'll have to say this: Goddamn VIP seats.

Squigly: Man, this is true VIP seat over here.

Patrix90: I'll admit it's kinda grotty over here, man, we should clean this car.

Nue: No shit. We're doing that when I got enough burgers in here, American food rocks.

Midna: But the meal that I previously had in that kingdom doesn't taste so good.

Squigly: Really? The meal in the kingdom I live in tastes really good man.

Memez: Oh no, my school food sucks a granite dildo and that's the pure reason I came here, even through there's probably thousand reasons why I came to SW just to fuck about, fuck about, fuck about and experience this bullshit.

Bonesy: Yeah, no, we all know what you did.

Patrix90: Wait, why the fuck are stop signs in the area disappearing? I remembered that one was there before, and now it was fucking gone. Pretty weird.

Nue: We can wonder who caused that.

Memez: Well, but normal humans aren't supposed to be able to carry stop signs on their own so I'm guessing it must be anomalies.

They were later at the Merrimore Intersection, and there was a Yakuza Stinger there along with the Yakuza members on guard, all with their SMGs (Kogasa somehow being able to hold one with her left hand, and another with the tounge of her umbrella as she had to always hold her umbrella on the right hand and because of GTA logic.).

Memez: OK, so the guys were already here.

Daiki: Hello. Goddamn, I love this red katana.

Midna: Wait, aren't those the men who pierces body parts?

Bonesy: Don't worry, they're cool.

Daiki: You know, despite what everybody says, I didn't caste myself, or whatever the fuck is the word for it.

Katsu: It's "castrate," master.

Daiki: Oh yeah, right.

Patrix90: No shit, dude.

Bonesy: So, there's reports of those Social Justice Gangsters who went on your tail...

Daiki: Oh, these bitches. They came to stole our weapons after you raided that Airstrip. I've also heard that one of those bitches are planning to, like, end Father's Day or some shit. I think the murderer of my Pops must be inside that gang.

Memez: Also, I think we're now starting to have Corruption mind fuckers coming after us, too. It's best to hold them back.

Bonesy: Or could we just fucking run?

Patrix90: IDK, I ain't a fuckin' chav, I'd kill those arseholes.

Nue: But don't you get fucked over by higher class dicks? finallyagoddamnline

Patrix90: Nah, I only fuck up tossers who don't have shit coming to them.

Memez: Also, what was about those stop signs?

Kogasa: I can explain, it's because of some bitch called Y-

Daiki: Holy fuck, those Corruption motherfuckers are coming!

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Memez: Shit, guys, take cover!

Two purple Wayfarers started to come from a nearby road, and all of the three groups present on there proceed to take cover on their own cars. The motorcycles later went closer to reveal...

Memez: Shit, guys, it's Sanguinem and his bitches.

Daiki: That's El Burro!

Everyone else: El Burro?

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