Sleepy Muthahar.exe: The Complete Trilogy Deluxe Remake HD E

So, a long time ago I made these horrible pastas: SLEEPY MUTAHAR.EXE, SLEEPYMUTAHAR.EXE 2 :THE SPOOKY STREM, and SLEEPYMUTAHAR.EXE 3: THE AWKENING. I shared these around the chat of the seven day charity stream that SOG was doing and we all had our lols and keks, laughing at the bad spelling and the fact that it was all in all caps, not to mention the "lodsamoney" music video, but times have changed, trollpastas aren't about all caps or bad grammar anymore, that has now become stale and unfunny, the constant mocking of cliches has now become a cliche, so I decided that since I have nothing better to do, I shall remake these 3 dumb pastas as best as I can.

SleepyMuthahar.EXE
So one quiet afternoon SOG was livestreaming a seven day charity stream, which was very noble of him, unfortunately, he fell asleep and when he did so, pretty realistic-looking blood started coming out of his eyes and mouth, leaking onto his bed, and then somehow ending up on my screen, which was quite unfortunate really because that caused everyone to drown in the crimson substance that is known as blood. The end.

SleepyMutahar.EXE 2: The unnerving livestram
I was entertaining myself by watching the seven day charity stream that SOG was doing, unfortunately this entertainment was short lived as Muta here fell asleep all of a sudden, I don't blame him honestly, he was streaming all day long and he probably did need a little rest. The chat, however, was not amused, in fact, they started to overreact and panic.

About an hour or so later, he woke up and proceeded to stare at the camera for a bit, suddenly he screamed very loudly and blood came out of his mouth, then I noticed a download link in the chat called "MUTAHAR.EXE", I proceeded to click it and then download it, it was actually a game called "SOG SIMULATOR 2014".

In the game, you would play as Mutahar and walk around, he looked grief-stricken however and that realistic-looking blood substance was dripping from his eyes and was also in the background along with dreadful screams. The game then cut to a video of him in real life saying "Hello guys and gals, Mutahar here and today YOU SHALL DIE!", he started to laugh out loud an puke fairly realistic blood and then he came out of my screen and "Spooky Scary Skeletons" by Andrew Gold started playing in the background, replacing the horrible screams, which was a good thing. However Mutahar ripped my head off in a rather violent manner and blood started to come out of my neck and proceeded to spill everywhere. I bled to death, the end.

SleepyMutahar.EXE 3: The awakening
So I was watching the 7 day stream that SOG was doing AGAIN for some odd reason and all of a sudden the stream cut out and people started doing the Funnymouth emote (You know the o)_(o) on the chat and I was so "firetrucking" horrified that I did number two all over my pants so I went to the bathroom, but it wasn't to wash my buttocks, it was to wash my face, as I was doing so I noticed that both Jeffery the Assassin and Mutahar were there and they both proceeded to kidnap me and eat me alive, it was quite horrifying to be honest.

When I woke up, I seemed to be in some sort of creepy game with horrendous realistic blood, as I kept walking Mutahar's bloody disembodied head appeared before my very eyes and screamed "BLOOD" very loudly and blood appeared everywhere, even in my clothes, Mutahar proceeded to rip my head off (once again) and I chocked on my own blood. Fin.

SPOOKY

SCARY

SKELETONS

SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE

Written by FriedTunaWaffles

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