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🏠🌿: GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS.

🏠🌿: I HAVE BROUGHT ATTENTION TO YOUR WORLD BY THE FACT THAT YOUR CURRENT SOCIETY IS MESSED UP BEYOND RECOGNITION.

🏠🌿: NOW, LET ME DESCRIBE WHAT IS ALL UP ABOUT THIS FUSS.

🏠🌿: WE, FARSIDANS, LIVE BY THE CREATION OF HUMAN-MADE CONCEPTS AND TECHNOLOGY; WE'RE COMPOSED OF SPIRITUAL POWER WHICH MATERIALIZE INTO BEINGS.

🏠🌿: AS SUCH, WHEN MEDIA OF YOUR OWN WORLD CHANGES, OUR WORLD IS ALSO PRONE TO CHANGE AS WELL.

🏠🌿: OUR WORLD IS BASICALLY ONLINE INFORMATION MATERIALIZED INTO VARIOUS FORMS DEPENDING ON THEIR CONCEPT.

🏠🌿: HOWEVER, AS IT APPEARS YOUR WORLD IS CURRENTLY BEING OVERRUN BY CORRUPTION, AN UNKNOWN FORCE EVEN WE CAN'T COMPREHEND.

🏠🌿: WHILE YOU MAY KNOW THAT PHYSICAL SOCIETY IS BASED AROUND SOCIETAL RESTRICTIONS, THE INTERNET IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SOCIETY FREE OF SUCH CONCERNS, LIKE OUR WORLD

🏠🌿: AS MUCH AS I WOULD HATE TO TELL YOU, IT SEEMS THAT NEW CONCEPTS ARE BEING CONSTANTLY CREATED. YOUR ONLINE SOCIETY IS NOW CORRUPTED.

🏠🌿: NO MATTER WHAT ENTITY OR SUPERNATURAL CONCEPTS YOU PRETEND TO THINK EXIST, THE FACT THAT YOU CAN SEE ME COMMUNICATING TO YOU RIGHT NOW MEANS YOU ACKNOWLEDGE I EXIST

🏠🌿: INFORMATION IS SUPPOSED TO BE FREE: CONCEPTS AREN'T PHYSICAL AND THEY SEAMLESSLY MOVE INTO YOUR MIND UNLIKE PHYSICAL OBJECTS

🏠🌿: BASICALLY, OUR WORLD IS STARTING TO DETERIORATE, DUE TO THE CONCEPTUAL INFLUENCES FROM YOUR WORLD.

🏠🌿: WE DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN STILL SALVAGE YOUR GENERATION, BUT ODDS OF COMPLETE NEGATIVITY IS HIGH IF THIS KEEPS GOING.

🏠🌿: YOUR SOCIETY HAVE COME TO THIS STAGE... I HAVE NO IDEA WHY, IT JUST HAPPENED.

🏠🌿: THIS IS WHY WE HAVE STARTED FREE IMMIGRATION TO OUR WORLD IN ORDER TO ESTABLISH A SINGLE CONCEPT FOR OUR WORLD.

🏠🌿: THOSE STORIES ABOUT DISAPPEARANCE, KIDS RUNNING AWAY, YOU MIGHT THINK IT'S ALL US.

🏠🌿: BUT, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE.

🏠🌿: YOU NEVER DID IT BACK.

🏠🌿: YOU SEE, THIS IS WHY PEOPLE ARE NOW PARANOID, THINKING LIFE IS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT OF SORTS, WE PITY THESE KINDS OF PEOPLE. THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ISOLATE THEMSELVES FROM YOUR SOCIETY, THAT'S JUST AN EXAMPLE.

🏠🌿: YOU MIGHT NOT BELIEVE.

🏠🌿: BUT AS YOU ALL KNOW, FATED DESTINY ISN'T EVEN AN ACTUAL CONCEPT. IT IS CREATED BY NATURAL COURSES OF OUR ACTIONS.

🏠🌿: TO COMPARE, CIVIC DUTIES IS ALSO JUST A MAN-MADE CONCEPT, TO BE SELF-AWARE MEANS THAT YOU CAN BREAK THESE CONCEPTS

🏠🌿: BUT MOST AREN'T, BECAUSE THEY AREN'T AWARE THEY AREN'T.

🏠🌿: I APOLOGIZE IF THIS MAY SEEM TOO ELABORATED, BUT ISSUES IN YOUR SOCIETY ARE IN A SERIOUSLY DANGEROUS LEVEL. IF YOU DON'T RESTORE YOUR SOCIETY AND ORDER SOON, OUR WORLD WILL UNDERGO A CATASTROPHE, AND YOUR WORLD WILL BE A MESS OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS.

🏠🌿: I'M NOT JUST TELLING YOU THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE UNKNOWINGLY DETERIORATING OUR WORLD; I PITY THE STATUS OF YOUR WORLD AS WELL

🏠🌿: PLEASE, REDEEM YOURSELF.

🏠🌿: SEE YOU SOON, EARTHLINGS.

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%WHAT_WOULD_YOU_LIKE_TO_DO? OFFICIAL RELEASE DATES: Online Anomalies: June 24th Lel.gif: October 5th
 * Chapter -1: The Prelude
 * Chapter 0: The Introduction
 * Chapter 1: Everybody anybody anybody everybody, get off me (Everybody ain't nobody anybody ain't nobody, get off me)
 * Chapter 2: sad thai schoolboys 2014
 * Chapter 3: Forming of the LEL.GIF ALLIANCE
 * Chapter 4: [insert some random satanic bullshit about the number 4 and retarded xenophobes here]
 * Chapter 4.44: Meanwhile, on the other fucking side...
 * Chapter 5: I'm not trying to use my mind, I got that attitude at all times, I've got this attitude at all times.
 * Chapter 6: The Red-Eyed Rabbit Hole of Insanity and Catastrophic Failure Which Probably Leads to The Middle of Fucking Nowhere or Some Shit
 * Chapter 7: SadlyThatsJustTheWayThingsAre
 * Chapter 8: The Epic Death Grips Binge & The Farsidan Invasion
 * Chapter 8.0808: Don't Bleed On The 808s
 * Chapter 9: The Epic Death Grips Concert & The Neo-Nazi Invasion
 * Chapter 10: Raise The FLAG of The Lel.gif Rebellion!
 * Interlude: <¤>☔☔⸎¤⸎⸎¿¿<¤¤⸎>¿
 * Chapter 11: ƈ👁ʀʀʊքȶɛɖ ɮʏ ȶɦɛ ɖǟʀӄռɛֆֆ ռ👁ա ʏ👁ʊ ʄǟʟʟ ɨռȶ👁 ǟռ ɛռɖʟɛֆֆ ֆʟɛɛք (ǟռɖ 👁ȶɦɛʀ քǟȶɦֆ ȶɦǟȶ ʀɛֆʊʟȶ ɨռ ʄǟɨʟʊʀɛ ǟռɖ ʊռǟƈƈɛքȶǟռƈɛ)
 * Chapter 12: The Epic Insight Into The Top-Secret Processes of Experimental Vapor-Hop Music Production Part 1: The Pointlessly Breathtaking Operation Involving Thorough Cloth Hanging In The Transman Genital Area
 * Chapter 13.1: The Epic Insight Into The Top-Secret Processes of Experimental Vapor-Hop Music Production Part 2 Part 1: The Superlative Material Affliation With Specific Apple Portable Media Players Compared To The Act Of Engaging In Sexual Intercoruses
 * Chapter 13.2: The Epic Insight Into The Top-Secret Processes of Experimental Vapor-Hop Music Production Part 2 Part 2 & Finale: The Violent Act Of Brutally Smashing Themselves' Face Against A Reflective Glass Surface Inside Any Location That Consitutes As Being Physically In The United States of America
 * Chapter 14: um, last I checked, the graveyard didn't allow IDIDOTIC FUCKTARTS inside
 * Chapter 15: 3⃣4⃣🖕👉👶(🔓👱⛓🔮👶)/3⃣4⃣🖕👉👶(🔓👱⛓🔮👶)/3⃣4⃣🖕👉👶(🔓👱⛓🔮👶)/3⃣4⃣🖕👉👶(🔓👱⛓🔮👶)[🎼✍👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🖕👌😕⏩🔙▶️⤵️🔒🖕👌(🔓👱⛓🔮👶)/🎼✍👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🖕👌😕⏩🔙▶️⤵️🔒🖕👌(🔓👱⛓🔮👶)]
 * Chapter 16: The name of this chapter shares the same name with the name for Markiplier's eighth episode for his playthrough on Vanish (and in case you're a fucking dumbass, the name is "I HATE EVERYTHING," you fucking lazy piece of shit)
 * Chapter 17: The Ultimate Realization That Reality Fucking Sucks And The Slow Descent Into Madness (And Also The Chapter Where People Starts Fucking Dying)
 * Chapter 18: I'm fucking tired of all the perks, I've tried nothing, everything works.
 * Chapter 19: SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS
 * Chapter 20: The End