Adventures of kerbin, bonesy and celtic: the first official fanfic of the fanfic

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Ok so it like this: Kerbin, celtic and bonesy are lkie skul fucking some jews for info on the nearest starbucks to get their fix of white hipster girls and rejection (htey get both), anyways important plot points happen and bonesy dies and stuff. o it's jus lik celtic and kerbin and they trapped in a pit becuz the edgelord master 6xnitro (OC don't steal( was so awesome that they catched our heros.

6xnitro had an tough past and he now is invincible becuaes of the gof of efge giving him imortality and infinte power. celtic and kerbin wer like "how we stop this handsome gody edg master, we can macht his powerr.' kerbin liek "i kno letz ignorz him (kerbi buthurt hah a) so tehy ignore and tehyn thye almos escape

as thy eslape they say "let kill" so they kil nirto wiht orbital friendshit cannon taht bonesy didnt finsh building in the subplot that i retconned, aynwyas after nirto was kell, celtic sayed "kerbin I love u from day 1, i jus scard 2 tel u" kerbin liek "me 2"  sletic lke "yay we be cupole now" so setic and kerbin have a sex and fuck and wolfbearr cames out of kerin's vagina an happy lived after <3 THE END

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